latoya is no longer employed at this location

I had finally settled in at work, anxious to check my e-mail and gaze hungrily at my plummeting bank account balance, when the phone rang, interrupting these very important plans. This is the exact conversation:

Official-sounding woman: "Do you have someone named Latoya working there?"
Me: "Latoya don't work here no' mo'."

Thank you to the popular song, "Shaniqua don't live here no' mo'," for infiltrating my mind in such a way as to cause this wildly inappropriate (and probably racially insensitive) response. Fact: Latoya did work here for about one second, until after I complained that her loudness was distracting. Now, Latoya don't work here no' mo'.