Last night, I got food poisoning from the Sicilian slices at my favorite pizza place. Is there no justice? Pepperoni is not nearly as enjoyable when eaten in reverse. This case of F.P. is also outrageously debilitating--it took approximately 20 minutes to type these few sentences--which is making me feel less-than-independent on this, the Eve of July 4Th. Boston may very well be the death of me...the death of me (said in a quivering whisper).
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you are sleeping this sickness off AS I TYPE. i am up waiting for our friend, the loser, who will probably never show. no justice whatsome-ever.
was it dumpster pizza? because now that we've graduated college I think we should agree not to eat dumpster pizza.
I agree to no such thing.
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